We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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