your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
how can u be prego again
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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