Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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