I just made out with a guy for $7.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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