why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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