My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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