The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
