Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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