Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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