she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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