Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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