she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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