It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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