If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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