You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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