Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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