your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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