worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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