You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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