So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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