She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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