A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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