Taylor Swift is so right about you.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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