Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In other news, I just burned my penis
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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