you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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