3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
