guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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