windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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