Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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