There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
