dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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