If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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