If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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