Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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