Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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