BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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