I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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