They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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