I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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