and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
