I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
