Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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