Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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