Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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