I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
so much tequila, so little girl.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
