The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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