Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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