Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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