I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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