I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
