so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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