where am i from again
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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